BARRISTER RANDYUS GUYNNDUS ABACHA TOO

RE: SEEKING FOR URGENT HELP
I am Hajia Randus Guynstupidus, Nigerian Head of State, Great Friend of 
General Sani Abacha who died on the 8th Of June 1998 while still on active 
scamming for our country. I got your contact through online network; but I 
been bannde now second time so no see people I hate. My staff of trainned 
baboon and chimps look at site when not lookimg at teensteam.com where all 
wommen are supposde to be ovur 18 year age. Over 18 yuear of age not problem 
here in Pasadena, where a virgin is 6 year old gurl who can outrun brother 
in trailer park. make swet luve at homeless shelter. Fre meal too. Stinkadena
also smel guud like fressh baboon but.

I am contacting you with the hope that you will be of Great assistance to 
me; I currently have within my reach the sum of us $15.8 million dollars 
cash (Fifteen point eight million dollars only), which I intend to use for 
investment purposes outside Pasadena, Nigeria. This money is currently 
deposited with a private bank in Spain named F.U.C.K.E.D UP LTD, BANK OF 
MADRID-SPAIN. At this time I would like to buy US City of Kenosha. General 
Abacha used to like Kenosha and since he could not invade it by force, 
wanted to simply buy it and its peoples. General Abacha not guud General 
with maps, and camel army got run over on I-94 neer Milwaukee, but other 
members of highly traened forces can not come up with toll so had to go 
back. However, General Abacha eat weight in brats at Brat Stop, very
impressve to waitres. 

This money came as a result of a payback contract deal between my illeigal 
may or may not be a business and a communist firm called Catbox American 
Style based in our country's slum of Pasadena, TX, Ajaokuta Manure plant. 
The Russian Partners returned my share in tons of manure, which being the 
above Sum..This sum of manure frequently is found in mouth, and posts to 
amc-list. amc-list go bye by now for me.

Presently, the new civilian Government has intensified their probe into 
klandy's big Pasadena ass, as financial resources this has led to the 
freezing of all our accounts, Local and foreign, the revoking of all our 
business licenses and the arrest of Larry Mitchell for crimes against amc 
humanity. I believe Randus will like this big probus. It is big, hot 
throbbing probus. Mkae General squeal like 1000 banshees in tent. Mkae chimp 
squeal like rodeo pig in heat. Just looking at big probus make Randus smile 
with 4 teeth grin like at Willie Nelson concert where Randus had most teeth 
and won trophy too for them. This favorite randus weebsite.

In view of this, i acted very fast to withdraw 
this money from one of our double wide trailers, the one that has polyester 
curtains and ared wood fence, and guarded by Bo the toothless pit bull, 
before it was closed down and moved it out through my personal aid name. You 
look internet now and see I tell truuth and facct, but monekeys currently on 
computer look at she males. Randus now under stand she male. Mabe she male 
go screw him/her self? No do guud on quiiz. Might bee man. Then kiill. 
I have stories on the resent articles on how the 
Nigerian government in collaboration with Swiss government returned some of 
our family funds. This 38 cents in returned funds will benefit us both my 
friend. It lot of money and later General get electricity and dial up, but still
eat at sheltr and bible lesen too. 

I deposited the money with the private bank in Spain in disguise as family 
valuables with the help of a diplomat. No record is known about this Fund by 
our government because there is no Documentation to proof it. I did share 
information with amc-list, it being the secure place it is, so only people 
on amc-list know about disguised fund at this time. However since I am 
barred from the amc list for second time, I can not access my funds.
peeple see I say truuth and facct lot times so know i no lie.

Due to the current situation in the country and Government attitude to my 
family, I cannot make use of this money within, thus I seek your help in 
clearing these funds from the bank to your account. However I need you 
hwelp becuse my englash suck big Amieikan dieek. I believe that once 
takeover of Kenosha is complete, we can move onto bigger countries like 
Racine and Baraboo. I ghear Baraboo if full of chimpanzees, which like 
Michael Jackson, love behind. Monkey make some sweet love listening to Al 
Green musik. Monkeys also easy to get drunk, ususlly onlty 2-3 Old Style 
beer too. Old Style cheep as Busch, 2 fer $1 at cunveeencnce stroe whur
Missus Abacha work make BIG MONYS there. Drive 1984 Hyundai.

To enable you act and claim this money from the Bank legally and lodge into 
your bank account as the authorized recipient, I will issue to you a letter 
of authorization. Thias authoriaz, autohroz, this athuraza, this officviial 
real letter allow you to fool Kwenosha city counsil to sell major US city to 
me. A copy of it will be sent to the bank for self-recognition and 
acceptance. The Bank of Klandy is headded by David Duke, president. Note 
that as soon as the transaction is concluded, I will be meeting with you in 
your country for the sharing and discuss possible areas of investment. By 
then Kenoshaa will be mine, and I find biggest trailer to live in, morec 
wider in space than current, possibly 2 bedoorms for me and baboons staff. 
And I put lights around top for year round notice that flash from Wal Maert, 
only $1.99 a set. Impres neighburs.
As soon as you indicate your interest to assist me, we shall discuss further 
on the percentage-sharing ratio between two of us. Wif my superior math 
skils, I estimae this $15.8 millin dollars and 38 cents will be split 
evenlly. Possibly 17 cents each + intuerst. This agreement will be sealed 
and signed on black and white by both parties for the protection of the deal 
and our shares. I have real pen that work you can use! I will introduce you 
and furnish you with the contact of the bank to enable you contact them for 
the claim as soon we agree and conclude every arrangement. This bank has 
phone inside, but pluease call late night as chimpanzzes text messager a 
lot, and look at monkey porn whwen not busy, use phone lot. Teen monkeys. 
Please if you are in agreement with my proposal, forward to me urgently your 
full names and address plus your private telephone number on this email 
address. Please include lot number of trailer park too. If pay phone at end 
of lot, let me know, but remember 50 cents to call, which eat up our 
profeet! I no tell friends this deeveulpmunt.
Please if you found this worthy to be done with me, like Mike 
Tyson cellmate done with me, kindly send to me an acceptance note and assure 
me of your capability to handle this deal top secret but if you are not 
interested, better still keep it very confidential for me and inform me 
earlier. Again, no one klnows of this except chimpanzees (too bust with ponr 
however) and amc-list, of which is toop secret list. I pray that Ahsmed who 
is manager of trailer park nad has not one, but two big lights in trees (he 
rich) will help us to transact this deal and conclude in good faith.
Thank you very much for your anticipated cooperation.

This is you chancce TO MAKE BIG MONYS AND TYPE
BIG LETTERS LIKE OFICIALS YOU BE NOW.
Yours truly,
Hajia Randus Guynstupidus