BARRISTER RANDYUS GUYNNDUS ABACHA TOO
RE: SEEKING FOR URGENT HELP
I am Hajia Randus Guynstupidus, Nigerian Head of State, Great Friend of
General Sani Abacha who died on the 8th Of June 1998 while still on active
scamming for our country. I got your contact through online network; but I
been bannde now second time so no see people I hate. My staff of trainned
baboon and chimps look at site when not lookimg at teensteam.com where all
wommen are supposde to be ovur 18 year age. Over 18 yuear of age not problem
here in Pasadena, where a virgin is 6 year old gurl who can outrun brother
in trailer park. make swet luve at homeless shelter. Fre meal too. Stinkadena
also smel guud like fressh baboon but.
I am contacting you with the hope that you will be of Great assistance to
me; I currently have within my reach the sum of us $15.8 million dollars
cash (Fifteen point eight million dollars only), which I intend to use for
investment purposes outside Pasadena, Nigeria. This money is currently
deposited with a private bank in Spain named F.U.C.K.E.D UP LTD, BANK OF
MADRID-SPAIN. At this time I would like to buy US City of Kenosha. General
Abacha used to like Kenosha and since he could not invade it by force,
wanted to simply buy it and its peoples. General Abacha not guud General
with maps, and camel army got run over on I-94 neer Milwaukee, but other
members of highly traened forces can not come up with toll so had to go
back. However, General Abacha eat weight in brats at Brat Stop, very
impressve to waitres.
This money came as a result of a payback contract deal between my illeigal
may or may not be a business and a communist firm called Catbox American
Style based in our country's slum of Pasadena, TX, Ajaokuta Manure plant.
The Russian Partners returned my share in tons of manure, which being the
above Sum..This sum of manure frequently is found in mouth, and posts to
amc-list. amc-list go bye by now for me.
Presently, the new civilian Government has intensified their probe into
klandy's big Pasadena ass, as financial resources this has led to the
freezing of all our accounts, Local and foreign, the revoking of all our
business licenses and the arrest of Larry Mitchell for crimes against amc
humanity. I believe Randus will like this big probus. It is big, hot
throbbing probus. Mkae General squeal like 1000 banshees in tent. Mkae chimp
squeal like rodeo pig in heat. Just looking at big probus make Randus smile
with 4 teeth grin like at Willie Nelson concert where Randus had most teeth
and won trophy too for them. This favorite randus weebsite.
In view of this, i acted very fast to withdraw
this money from one of our double wide trailers, the one that has polyester
curtains and ared wood fence, and guarded by Bo the toothless pit bull,
before it was closed down and moved it out through my personal aid name. You
look internet now and see I tell truuth and facct, but monekeys currently on
computer look at she males. Randus now under stand she male. Mabe she male
go screw him/her self? No do guud on quiiz. Might bee man. Then kiill.
I have stories on the resent articles on how the
Nigerian government in collaboration with Swiss government returned some of
our family funds. This 38 cents in returned funds will benefit us both my
friend. It lot of money and later General get electricity and dial up, but still
eat at sheltr and bible lesen too.
I deposited the money with the private bank in Spain in disguise as family
valuables with the help of a diplomat. No record is known about this Fund by
our government because there is no Documentation to proof it. I did share
information with amc-list, it being the secure place it is, so only people
on amc-list know about disguised fund at this time. However since I am
barred from the amc list for second time, I can not access my funds.
peeple see I say truuth and facct lot times so know i no lie.
Due to the current situation in the country and Government attitude to my
family, I cannot make use of this money within, thus I seek your help in
clearing these funds from the bank to your account. However I need you
hwelp becuse my englash suck big Amieikan dieek. I believe that once
takeover of Kenosha is complete, we can move onto bigger countries like
Racine and Baraboo. I ghear Baraboo if full of chimpanzees, which like
Michael Jackson, love behind. Monkey make some sweet love listening to Al
Green musik. Monkeys also easy to get drunk, ususlly onlty 2-3 Old Style
beer too. Old Style cheep as Busch, 2 fer $1 at cunveeencnce stroe whur
Missus Abacha work make BIG MONYS there. Drive 1984 Hyundai.
To enable you act and claim this money from the Bank legally and lodge into
your bank account as the authorized recipient, I will issue to you a letter
of authorization. Thias authoriaz, autohroz, this athuraza, this officviial
real letter allow you to fool Kwenosha city counsil to sell major US city to
me. A copy of it will be sent to the bank for self-recognition and
acceptance. The Bank of Klandy is headded by David Duke, president. Note
that as soon as the transaction is concluded, I will be meeting with you in
your country for the sharing and discuss possible areas of investment. By
then Kenoshaa will be mine, and I find biggest trailer to live in, morec
wider in space than current, possibly 2 bedoorms for me and baboons staff.
And I put lights around top for year round notice that flash from Wal Maert,
only $1.99 a set. Impres neighburs.
As soon as you indicate your interest to assist me, we shall discuss further
on the percentage-sharing ratio between two of us. Wif my superior math
skils, I estimae this $15.8 millin dollars and 38 cents will be split
evenlly. Possibly 17 cents each + intuerst. This agreement will be sealed
and signed on black and white by both parties for the protection of the deal
and our shares. I have real pen that work you can use! I will introduce you
and furnish you with the contact of the bank to enable you contact them for
the claim as soon we agree and conclude every arrangement. This bank has
phone inside, but pluease call late night as chimpanzzes text messager a
lot, and look at monkey porn whwen not busy, use phone lot. Teen monkeys.
Please if you are in agreement with my proposal, forward to me urgently your
full names and address plus your private telephone number on this email
address. Please include lot number of trailer park too. If pay phone at end
of lot, let me know, but remember 50 cents to call, which eat up our
profeet! I no tell friends this deeveulpmunt.
Please if you found this worthy to be done with me, like Mike
Tyson cellmate done with me, kindly send to me an acceptance note and assure
me of your capability to handle this deal top secret but if you are not
interested, better still keep it very confidential for me and inform me
earlier. Again, no one klnows of this except chimpanzees (too bust with ponr
however) and amc-list, of which is toop secret list. I pray that Ahsmed who
is manager of trailer park nad has not one, but two big lights in trees (he
rich) will help us to transact this deal and conclude in good faith.
Thank you very much for your anticipated cooperation.
This is you chancce TO MAKE BIG MONYS AND TYPE
BIG LETTERS LIKE OFICIALS YOU BE NOW.
Hajia Randus Guynstupidus