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CAMELOT SCAM-A-LOT
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(ficticious services & claims dept)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(ficticious services & claims dept)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch of
BULLSHIT: 074/05/ZY369
STUPID
LOSER NOTIFICATION:
I am sitting in my fucked up little flat behind a computer and want to announce to you the draw (#666) of the fUcKed NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday 29th of June, 2005. Your NIGERIAN e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:10-16-21-24-34-46(bonus no.30), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd categoryi.e match 5 plus boner if you believe these asshole scams.You have therefore been approved to be a victim of a scam lotto, however, this bullshit scam has been shut down as we didn't have any fucking money to begin with, but could offer a total sum of £9(One Iraqi dinar, worth about 3 cents US) in cash credited to file Kornhole U stupid bastard limies.This is from a total cash prize of £9 shared amongst the (15) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus. So all you stupid fuckers who got this "anonymous" letter get well, a shut down email account from msn, outblaze, and yahoo! You don't even get the fucking worthless mexican peso.
I am sitting in my fucked up little flat behind a computer and want to announce to you the draw (#666) of the fUcKed NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday 29th of June, 2005. Your NIGERIAN e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:10-16-21-24-34-46(bonus no.30), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd categoryi.e match 5 plus boner if you believe these asshole scams.You have therefore been approved to be a victim of a scam lotto, however, this bullshit scam has been shut down as we didn't have any fucking money to begin with, but could offer a total sum of £9(One Iraqi dinar, worth about 3 cents US) in cash credited to file Kornhole U stupid bastard limies.This is from a total cash prize of £9 shared amongst the (15) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus. So all you stupid fuckers who got this "anonymous" letter get well, a shut down email account from msn, outblaze, and yahoo! You don't even get the fucking worthless mexican peso.
All senile assholes for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through or professional nigerian scam draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
This promotion takes place weekly.
You too can be NIGERIAN ASSHOLE SCAMMER OF THE WEEK WINNER:
Please note that your unlucky winning number falls within our
European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon. cOUPONS, LIKE OUR LOTTO ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS AS THIS EMAIL. In view
of this, your £9(3 cents US or 800 Iraqi dinars) would be released to you
by any of our payment offices in Europe; except it has been shut down by
fucking Interpol. Our European agent (loser who sends these anonoymous
phishing letters out thinking someone believes in it) will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you
contact him. That is, providing he can get his one phone call
from fucking JAIL.
For security reasons, (like sending a WORTHLESS FUCKING LOTTO
SCAM ON THE INTERNET) you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in
whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. What this means is don't
tell anyone as millions of others have already seen a worthless fucking
email like tis and HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN AND ARE IN PRISON FOR IT. This is
part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program. pLEASE REMEMBER THE ABUSE STARTED WHEN WE SENT A
ANONYMOUS EMAIL TO YOU. Please be warned!! As we still think one or two
stupid naive people out there believe this bullshit!
To file for your claim, or a police report on us, please contact our
fiduciary agent:
Dr James George doctor of spam letters
email: fiduciaryagent_claimsdept@yahoo.co.uk
Dr James George doctor of spam letters
email: fiduciaryagent_claimsdept@yahoo.co.uk
Well, sorry, that account, like our others, was shut down too dammit.
Goodluck from me and members of staff of the fUcKed up NATIONAL LOTTERY.
SCAM-E-LOT
Yours faithfully in prison cell with a asshole bigger than a shepard pie,
Richard K. Lloyd.
Online coordinator for fUcKed up NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes SCAMMERS International Program.
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