FROM MR BARTHOLOMEW R MUTIE. Official Scammer

Sir, Miss, or Transvestite

I personally decided to put in writing as below, because I am a scammer, the full details of this business proposal that I have been trying to explain to you. I have a re-profiling amount in an excess of US$78M, which I seek your partnership in accommodating for me. I feel like fucking Warren Buffet without the money, as my money only exists in this cheesy email I send you. I am willing to give out 25% of this total sum to you for your quick assistance and partnership, 70% for me and while 5% should be set side for reimbursement of any unforeseen expenses we both might incure in the cause of this transaction. Like bail money when I get my fat black ass busted by this bull shit scam. However, I sincerely seek your confidence in this transaction, which I am proposing to you. I thought this is so confidential I send over fucking internet blindly for world to see I am a fool. 

My name is Bartholomew mutie, I am the personal assistance to the former President of Republic of Liberia (President Charles Taylor). He is Big Mugu. President Charles Taylor decided on the 11th of August 2003 to go into exile in a neighboring country Nigeria to seek asylum. Not best place to exile as Nigeria stinks like camel ass in summer, but at least lots of delecious crickets and dung bettles to eat. Based on these developments, his various foreign bank accounts have been frozen and some are still under serious investigation. Investigation like this stupid email. But in the light of all these happenings, President Charles Taylor was able, through the help of some loyalist succeeded to secretly move the sum of US$78M, on my name as the owner to a private security company vault in
Nigeria where the final crediting is expected to be carried out later, but resently he has just been arrested and taken away. you can read more on CNN news of March 30, 2006. http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/03/29/taylor.nigeria/index.html 

This link makes my bullshit story even more believealbe you know! Like Sally struthers eating all food in Sudan. 

All the depositing documents of the above fund were on my name and they are still in my possession, but exist in email only! What I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the documentation which will enable the Security Company transfer / wire the fund to your bank account. Or nearest tiddie bar. I have decided to do this only with you and use this sum to relocate to European or American continent and never to be connected to any of President Charles Taylor's conglomerates, except in one prison when a big conglomerate poked me in hinie saying I was his bitch. This transaction can be concluded within 2 weeks, or shorter if authorites catch up to my sorry ass.

My questions are:-
1. Can you handle this project like I manhandled Big Mo's penis in prison?
2. Can I give you this trust, like big bond form when you get fucking blank email?
3. can you keep this business as very confidential? Internet best way to keep quiet you know like this here.
4. If you can sponsor this transfer, Is 25% acceptable to you, as your commission? I think 25% of bail good.

REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
Consider this and reply as soon as possible to (my private email address) mutbarth@infinito.it , which is also now shut down darn it, so i can give you more clear explanations details and information about this transaction. In other words, I feed you big line of shit in case you are naive to believe this line of crap above already.  I will also need your direct telephone and fax number for easy reach. But remember, since authorities after me now, I may have hard time getting ahold of you to feed this line of shit. Finally, it is my humble prayer to Satan that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary attention, like laughing about it on internet, urgency like taking a good corn filled shit, as well as the secrecy it deserves by being transmitted by email in total secrecy. You will get a Secret Decoder Rin like in big cereal box of Quisp.  Please i need you to send me your telephone number so i can give you a call immediately for more discusion. And maybe you help me to spel guud so I make big monys later with Nigeria's main export whihc is now emails! As soon as I get your positive response, I will send you more information to you. But please remember if i am in jail, they only allow collect calls from prison. And maybe Big Mo give me that big hot throbbing 14 inch thing again, so mouth full and might not be able to talk proper.

Best regard

Mr. Bartholomew mutie

Ryhmes with cutie, whihch is my prison nickname