AMXTRASH & The Arvada
Tampon! Why AMC Squirrel Clubs Bit The Big Hot Throbbing Member in 2004! (&
Good Riddance AMCWC!)
New! The Abortion Speaks from
the Afghanistan Cave about the 2007 AMO Denver Show!
is amazing that Mitchell still has a few friends. Eh, spies, (like Secret
Squirrel above!) that are more
than happy to bend over and get filled with fudge. Might be why it's called
'Rocky Mountain' but seems that is gay slang for someone who ate a burrito and
has hemorrhoids. And you wonder why this asshole lost a major club. And the
few dickheads who keep his pecker warm in those cold winters! I hope all of
you are sharing a condom. And that includes asshole Dale Dickhead with this
was my spy photo of them at the men's stall with Senator Craig!!
Twin Powers Destroy AMO In Name Of Mitchell! Shape of a penis! Shape of a
pocket pussy! Go!
Holy Buttplug Dale! That Eddie Stakes Is a Real Formidable Asshole!
Doug Enus who took time to defend Mitchell years ago on the amxfiles; good to
see you 5 people have a nice huge club in the Skid-O-Can! Share a hot cocoa on
me! Good to see Dale "the president" still has time to write
national magazines about me! Of course ignoring the asshole sitting on his lap
in the bathroom stall!
asswipe Mitchell. Ever wonder why he lost his club except for the 3-4, eh, ok,
5, anuses locally? It is because of fucking bullshit like this. Even after
this asshole was flushed, he is like the turd that plugs up the damned
Here is Mitchell's
"take" on the successful 2007 AMO Convention held in Denver 2007.
Remember, you are reading this load of shit from a AMC Al-Queda hideout
somewhere in the mountians of Warizistan which is on the border of Pakistan
the Arvada Tampon ragging on Mopars in Page 2 above and Old Cars Weekly below.
Too bad you didn't go on and collect Mopars! It would have saved you from
being a washed up used car salesman before you croak.
"brokered" THE COW CHASING 70 AMX" as it is affectionately
known. A otherwise beautiful Matador Red 70 AMX that blew threw some fences
over hill and dale chasing cows. The problem is that this car had some
structural damage. Rippled driver side floorpan and dropped 1/4 on driver
side. Amazingly enough for all the sheer bullshit hype loaded into that
auction.....the driver side frontal view was not shown, simply as Popeye with
a eye patch would have seen slope. And of course, nowhere was it mentioned
that this 70 AMX was chasing Elsie and her sisters thru fields....rupturing
the floorpan either. A number of high dollar serious AMX collectors (and
potential buyers) knew this, and word spread quickly that this car WAS
DAMAGED GOODS. Looked good in auction, but my 68 piece of shit Rustoleum AMX
looks good in auction two for 10 cents. Unfortunately the buyer who was naive
enough to shell out $28000 (I believe this was final bid price) for
it....found out about the car...and demanded his money back from Squirrelboy
in 'the home office in Arvada'. It got ugly, but the car was returned, and
full refund given. The car was amazingly put back up on ebay. Again, no
mention that Evel Kneivel tried to jump the Rockies with it. Some poor bastard
on east coast ended up with it. I do not know what happened to it afterwards,
but if the new buyer ever finds out the car was totally misrepresented,
chances are, they too, will have to hire attorney and get refund. So with that
in mind as AMC Car King without the Blue Genie decides to shove someone else's
wares on ebay as a broker, this time a alleged may/may not be 5267 mile
original/but look how much shit I have changed 69 AMX.....we now interrupt
your regularly scheduled program to bring you this ORIGINAL REPLY FROM
MITCHELL to a prospective buyer of the COW CATCHER 70 AMX. You could ask what
is he saying and why the hell didn't he just answer the question, and why
there are no lifts at any Wal Mart, oil change place in Denver to inspect the
car. Hell, my dad was in his 70s and was STILL crawling under AMC vehicles to
fix them. So if was just forthright in the answer, chances are none of this
shit would have blown up and scattered peanuts and corn all over him.
is original ebay ASK SELLER A QUESTION and the REPLY.
This is a never before seen photo
from AMXTrash of the AMC
Hobby removing Larry Mitchell.
Yes, that hemorrhoid of the
AMC Hobby, AMCWC, affectionally known as AMC Squirrel Clubs, went belly up in
the summer of 2004. Not because the asshole who ran it, Larry Mitchell,
"retired" but because he had run out of bridges to burn, and people
to piss off, from individuals to businesses to editors at national car clubs
and magazines. And for those stupid enough to continue to pay dues in the
final days, you got screwed again. Not only that, but all you dumbasses who
'donated' items to the club since the 1980s, thinking it would go to good use,
that shit was sold on ebay by Mitchell, claiming it was 'club property'. Go
ahead. Believe what you want. He sold you out one final time, that was 'club
property' paid for with YOUR dues.
Sadly many longtime AMCers will refuse to believe that. That is fine also,
believe what you want, and go ahead and look at the long list of laundered
goods he sold before moving out of that hellhole Arvada, Colorado to go
pollute the state of Utah. The stuff is GONE. And it was YOURS.
Mitchell could have been a real hero in the AMC hobby. His downfall was he was
a asshole committed to destroying all other AMC clubs in the late 1980s and
early 1990s. And along the way, committing AMC WAR CRIMES against those who he
might not have liked for whatever reason.
While masquerading as a "non profit Colorado based AMC club" (which
could not have been further fromt he truth, it was a damned business) he
derided national Chrysler/mopar organizations for reaching out to ask AMC
members to come to their meets; many national vendors including Kennedy
American, AMX Connection, Hillick's The Source, Tim Tracy, Tony Grimaldi,
Sinclaire's Auto Miniatures, called Old Cars Weekly Golden Quill Award junk,
and Bob Stevens of Cars & Parts, to who this day fumes at the thought of
Mitchell. Those defending his actions are in bed with him, one person can't be
right and hundreds wrong.
Luckily for the whole hobby, this cesspool of AMCWC is GONE. And flushed the
'National Director' with it in the process. I feel sorry however for those who
remained to the bitter end, I understand it was less than 300 people. Hardcore
Mitchell fans. That is fine as he fucked you the hardest. And those of you who
want to comment "I Was There" no you were'nt, you were nothing more
than a paid member. You were not on the receiving end of this asshole's 'love
letters' nor were you are ever board meetings, or individual meeting that went
on. So quit lying and saying "I was there, I can tell you what really
happened" unless you can prove, like others did, a paper trail of letters
Mitchell sent you. If you were only a paid member of the national
organizations, you ain't shit either, and only saw what was in newsletters,
which was slanted to put it mildly. If you were a Officer, then that is
different, you have room to talk. If not a Officer, or paid volunteer, then
shut up before you make a bigger fool out of yourself making people think
"I Was There, I can speak with authority!" yes, so was Elvis.
My personal riff came when he made some derogatory remarks about my deceased
mother in the late 1980s in his Enquirer like tabloid AMXTRASH. For that, I
never did forgive him and my temper boiled over when I saw him at the 1998 AMC
nationals in Kenosha, but then realized I had tossed out bigger clowns in
Houston Sportsbars the past several decades. I actually felt sorry for that
fellow, standing there with his clown outfit on, AMC patches all over it. The
same feeling you get when you see a homeless man pushing a cart. And no, I was
not going to do anything stupid at a national meet, nor was I going to be
involved in a Celebrity Death Match, as some jokingly proposed. I saw a
pitiful individual who wanted attention, and wanted to be King of AMC. All
clubs, all vendors, everything AMC.
But it was not going to happen as long as he opened his big mouth and knew how
to use a pen. A poison pen. This is why so many AMC vendors BOYCOTTED, yes,
would not advertise in his AMXtrash tabloid, nor vend at his so called
'Nationals'. His last "National" was a joke, with about one
dozen cars in Denver, and zero vendors. Think about it for a moment,
especially those of you who continued to be fleeced until the last dying days
of that club. This asshole destroyed your club.
If you ever order a CD rom of the old AMX Files archives, go back into
September 12th, 1988 and the days that followed. The thread is called
"Kennedy vs Mitchell/the letter" and read it closely. Oh hell, you
have a minute if you have read this crap this far. This is the
actual letter that was heavily passed around, copies, at the 1998 Homecoming
in Kenosha. If asswipe Mitchell was not taking time to threaten vendors and
businesses, then there would have not been this funny, yet, sad, threatening
letter floating abuot a national meet. No wonder AMCers could not get respect.
Now with the festering boil of AMCWC and Mitchell gone, AMCs are starting to
be recognized, and positively, not in a condesending light like when he was
around pissing off every damned national car magazine editor and AMC vendor
around. So sit back, put on a slather of Preperation H and enjoy this actual
From: aMX Enterprises
7963 Depew Street
Arvada, CO. 80003
To: Jeff Kennedy/Kennedy American
7100 S.R. 142 SE.
West Jefferson, OH. 43162
July 15th, 1998
Over a decade has passed since you first fell in with Darryl
Salisbury and the American Motors Association and started a campaign against
me personally, my business AMX Enterprises LTD, and the AMC car club I am
national director of, The Classic AMX Club Int.
All these years, you have made a legend of yourself in degrading and
belittling the name(s) of Larry (and Linda) Mitchell, AMX Enterprises LTD, the
Classic AMX Club International and eventually, AMC World Clubs. In my opinion,
you have attempted to run my business into the ground in a anti competitive
way starting with the very first time I became aware of the AMC Salvage
Program back in the late 1970s when you made sure with a Mr. Senesec of aMC,
that I did not get a fiar chance on bidding and buying anything. You wanted
everything for yourself and it was then that I learned that you wanted as much
of the AMC market to yourself as you could get and you would do anything to
get it, fairness not in your business, vocabulary. Stepping on selected
competitors, throwning in with others and fixing prices are your MO in trying
to monopolize the AMC hobby market (along with a couple of your business
associates) with Metro Molded Products and Legendary Auto Interiors are well
documented. A general restoration supply shop in Colorado Springs, CO who was
forced last year to buy AMC repro rubber thru you at 'wholesale prices' you
set near full retail, is prime evidence.
I believe there is a probably a unwritten agreement with you and the
management of American Motors Owners Association to keep my business, AMX
Enterprises, and Tony Zamisch's business, California Classic AMC, out of the
AMO market. If it can be proven in Wisconsin court, the consequenses can be
An so, Mr. Kennedy, I have had enough. I will not stand by and do nothing
while suspected anti competitive and monopolistic behavior goes on and you
continue, with other AMC hobby businesses "supported and
recommended" by American Motors Owners Association" to make sure I
have no available avenue to offer my products to that exclusive market. I, and
my attorney in Colorado, feel that there are laws, Federal and State, against
this behavoir that migth apply to this situation. To that end, I am putting a
lawyer under retainer in Madison, Wisconsin, the State of Incorporation of AMO,
in July to pursue a potential lawsuit to end the discrimination and financial
burden I feel you, a coupe of other AMC hobby vendors and the management of
AMO have imposed upon me and my business, AMX Enterprises LTD. You will
be advised in due time.
I have offered to "bury the hatchet" with you ina letter a few
years ago, inviting you to take up advertising in the AMCWC publication, the
AMX-TRA and stop the bad politics. It is well documented that you made a
mockery of the letter and me personally at the AMO membership meeting. Things
like this show a pattern of behavoir strongly negative against me, my personal
business and the club I am involved with. And, Mr. Kennedy, the lies,
deceptions and nagative attitudes you, (Tony) Grimaldi, (Eddie) Stakes,
and others have generated over the years has taken a toll on the AMC hobby as
a whole. Many people have just had enough and are leaving the hobby in disgust
because of far too much politics between vendors and the clubs themselves. You
are hoping to create a situation of zero AMC hobby growth that will cut into
vendor's business profits and even hobby club growth just pas the turn of
the century. No GM, Ford or Mopar hobby has vendors and clubs that trash eash
other like the AMC hobby has, and you have been the vendor who has
poisoned the well more than anyone in the last 12 years.
If you wish to talk to face to face in a gentelmanly way, about the situation,
I will be at the Kenosha Homecoming Show on Saturday in the aMCWC area. If you
do not, this is tyour choice. I am prepared to spend the time and money to
resolve this matter with your business, AMO, and possibly two or three other
AMC hobby vendors in a court of law, win, lose, or draw. It will not be
plesant and is sure to be very costly, but Linda and I will not allow the
namecalling, discrimination, and business losses to go on any further if our
case can be brought to trial.
Larry G. Mitchell
President, AMX Enterprises LTD.
I find it humorous at best that some who want to claim "they were
there, they can tell the REAL story" are actually clueless and
never gotten a damned poison pen letter from Mitchell.
Aw, ok, here is fuckface's letter that was being passed around at the
Kenosha meet like my ex wife in a locker room in high school.
I got my own LOVE LETTER from boy
Mitchell in December 26th, 1991
. Later this asswipe living abortion
would write other "love letters" to many vendors and clubs and
individuals alike. On interesting one was to Old
This was my
subscribers and mopar fans that Mitchell was 'not the voice
of the hobby' either, and spoke only for himself, and his dying club. This was
one of the last letters Editor John Gunnell published from Larry The Mullet
Mitchell, as he would later call their Golden Quill Award trash. This is a
letter to Sinclaire's Auto Minatures
Anyone wanting copies send me a stamp, hell, contact some of the people listed
in this letter, I'm sure they all have a "Mitchell File. Sadly this was
Larry's MO. And he left a trail of destruction across the whole AMC hobby. And
as he mentions in his own letter of Kennedy vs Mitchell above, this
caused a lot of casualties in the AMC hobby. But mostly to himself and to his
club, which continued to dwindle in numbers and paid dues, dues that would go
into his pocket.
My letter above was used against Larry Mitchell in a Wiconsin Court of Law
when longtime AMC supporter and hobbyist, Ike Ricchio of Kenosha, sued
Mitchell to get back his production books he had lent to Mitchell years
earlier so Mitchell could make copies and use it in his newsletter. Bad
move. Larry decided those ultra rare books were his 'donated' to the club, but
Ike wanted his property back and sued to get them back.
Word spread quickly in this small AMC hobby about the impending lawsuit, and
Larry having to defend himself in a court of law in Wisconsin. Needless to
say, just like the Micheal Jackson trial, dozens of people Larry had
screwed somehow or another thru the years wanted to join in and help Ike out.
Myself included. I am proud to say that Larry's Love Letter to me dated the
day after Christmas (yes, this asshole would spend his Christmas writing HATE
MAIL) was singled out in court over the derogatory redneck comments he
made in it. The judge lambasted him for discrimination, and also against
Italians (as Ricchio is; as are many in Kenosha) and found Larry had to return
the book. Ike was estatic and called and thanked all those people who had sent
in their personal "Mitchell Love Letters" to him for his battle with
the Big Abortion.
Thank God Mitchell is out of the hobby. Finally. It is almost like a new day
like Iraqi elections. AMO and NAMDRA membership has gone up. Lots more items
being reproduced in the hobby by a whole variety of sources. Meets are growing
in size. AMC coverage is getting better from Hemming's Muscle Machines, Cars
& Parts, Car Craft, Old Cars Weekly, Auto Enthusiast to name just a few
magazines that have stepped up their AMC coverage knowing full well they won't
get a self appointed asshole who thinks he is Son of Teague, Grand Poobah
leader of free world AMC cheerleader. And to those of you who stayed on to the
very bitter, and sad end, well, I honestly feel sorry for you being so naive.
Did you really think that all those so called "chapters" in his
newsletter existed? They existed in name only but for a few! Hell, you could
have called any of them, it was one person chapters, existing only on paper
and in his twisted mind. Did you really think there was a problem when his
'national' meets didn't draw major vendors, much less cars? Not knocking
Kenosha, but Saddam Hussein could do a AMC meet in Kenosha and people would
show up. It's Kenosha no matter who does it. Did you really ever wonder why no
major vendors in his newsletter? Ever wonder about the constant bitching about
other clubs, the world, people, life in general since the late 1980s in his
rag? Sure you put in 5 pages of aMC stuff and 25 pages of shit, and people
will still buy it. Just like the National Enquirer, people buy it. At least
they are still in business of peddling shit where Uncle Larry has wallowed
info infamy in the ghettos of Arvada, Colorado.
You always knew that one day his club would fold. And like the toppling of the
Saddam statue by US troops, thousands of AMCers are cheering wildly knowing
that someone who spent the last almost 20 years attempting to destroy
individuals, vendors, suppliers, other national clubs, editors, car owners, is
gone. Mitchell was right on one count. He should have stayed collecting Mopars.
But they would have not had the tolerance AMC people did, for so long. Larry
could have had national events and awards and trophies named after him. If
only he had taken a different course. His string of evidence of hate mail
letters to dozens associated in the AMC hobby since the mid 1980s is more than
enough. It was disgusting then, and it is disgusting now.
I should be praising Mitchell for all the work he did the many years he did
good in the hobby. I can't, instead I flush him like the corn and peanut laden
turd he is. Why? It is a path HE, not you or me, but HE chose to take, for
whatever reason none of us will ever know. But all the 'facts' you need, all
the 'evidence' one could have for almost 20 years is in print. And luckily for
many of us, we got out before the wall came crashing down forever.
Every person mentioned in this letter was "banished for life" from
AMC Squirrel Clubs along the way. There are more than enough, dozens,
hundreds, enough that a new club could be formed from the remains. He once
told me that 'burning bridges in life is not a good policy' except he
practiced that. And not only did he burn enough bridges to last all ten of
Shirley McLaines' lifetimes, he also practiced a "AMC Scorched
Policy" wrecking havoc along the way in each newsletter, each love
letter. And that is pathetic, and really can't believe he lasted that long.